10 Best Things We'll Say to Our Grandkids

http://www.wired.com/culture/culturereviews/magazine/17-10/st_best1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters.

2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down.

3. Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.

4. Well, the screens were bigger, but they only showed the movies at certain times of day.

5. We all had one, but nobody actually used it. Come to think of it, I bet my LinkedIn profile is still out there on the Web somewhere.

6. *

7. Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.

8. You used to keep files right on your computer, and you had to go back to that same computer to access them!

9. Is that the new iPhone 27G? Got multitasking yet?

10. I just can't get used to this darn vat-grown steak. Texture ain't right.

* Translation: "English used to be the dominant language. Crazy, huh?"

Misc Quotes

"Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day." - Office Space
"Be the John Wayne of your domain"
Things I Could Do Written by Wade Bowen

There’s a lot of things I could do tonight Call up some old friend just to see if they’re all right I could read a book Maybe something by Louis L’Amour Oh but I don’t’ feel like doing that at all

I could play guitar, maybe write a song Something really inspirational that everybody could sing along I could build a fire and watch it burn all night long Oh but I don’t feel like doing that at all

Cause I feel like loving you I feel like holding you close I feel like looking in your eyes Baby you’re the one I want most Why can’t I have you anymore? Why did you have to leave? Why can’t I pick up and just move on?

I could smoke a cigarette, maybe drink a beer Turn on the radio see if they’re playing something I want to hear Try to find me a woman Bust everything just seems so hard Cause I don’t feel like doing anything at all

There’s a lot of things I could do tonight But I’m so heartbroken doing nothing just feels so right I know it may sound crazy to just sit and listen to the rainfall Oh but I don’t feel like doing anything at all

No, I don’t feel like doing anything at all No, I don’t feel like doing anything


"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may just be the world"
"Well when I lie in my bed at night, I don't want to grow up. Nothing ever seems to turn out right and I don't want to grow up" - Hayes Carll
"My heart knows no speed limit. It goes deep and makes fun of the timid. When it enters a race it enters to finish."
"Never ignore your dreams because they come from wells of inspiration deep within your soul"
"Some pursue happiness, you create it"
“With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.”
"I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor,..Down through the woods+out to the pasture,Long as I'm with you it really don't matter"
"There was always a line stuck in your head that was said in a way you wished you could've said"
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."