Misc Quotes

"Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day." - Office Space
"Be the John Wayne of your domain"
Things I Could Do Written by Wade Bowen

There’s a lot of things I could do tonight Call up some old friend just to see if they’re all right I could read a book Maybe something by Louis L’Amour Oh but I don’t’ feel like doing that at all

I could play guitar, maybe write a song Something really inspirational that everybody could sing along I could build a fire and watch it burn all night long Oh but I don’t feel like doing that at all

Cause I feel like loving you I feel like holding you close I feel like looking in your eyes Baby you’re the one I want most Why can’t I have you anymore? Why did you have to leave? Why can’t I pick up and just move on?

I could smoke a cigarette, maybe drink a beer Turn on the radio see if they’re playing something I want to hear Try to find me a woman Bust everything just seems so hard Cause I don’t feel like doing anything at all

There’s a lot of things I could do tonight But I’m so heartbroken doing nothing just feels so right I know it may sound crazy to just sit and listen to the rainfall Oh but I don’t feel like doing anything at all

No, I don’t feel like doing anything at all No, I don’t feel like doing anything


"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may just be the world"
"Well when I lie in my bed at night, I don't want to grow up. Nothing ever seems to turn out right and I don't want to grow up" - Hayes Carll
"My heart knows no speed limit. It goes deep and makes fun of the timid. When it enters a race it enters to finish."
"Never ignore your dreams because they come from wells of inspiration deep within your soul"
"Some pursue happiness, you create it"
“With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.”
"I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor,..Down through the woods+out to the pasture,Long as I'm with you it really don't matter"
"There was always a line stuck in your head that was said in a way you wished you could've said"
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

"There’s a big brown cloud in the city and the country’s side is sin.The price of life..."

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There’s a big brown cloud in the city and the country’s side is sin.
The price of life is too high to give up and it’s gotta come down again.
When the world wide war is over and done and the dream of peace comes true,
we’ll all drinkin’ that free bubble ub and eating that rainbow stew.

When they find out how to burn water and the gasoline car is gone,
when an airplane flies without any fuel and the sunlight heats our homes.
One of these days when the air clears up and the sun comes shining through,
we’ll all be drinkin’ that free bubble ub and eatin’ that rainbow stew.

Eatin’ rainbow stew in a silver spoon, underneath that sky of blue;
we’ll all be drinkin’ that free bubble ub and eatin’ that rainbow stew.

We don’t have to get high to get happy, just think about what’s in store.
When people start doin’ what they ought to start doing then we won’t be booing no more.
When a president goes through the White House door and does what he says he’ll do,
we’ll all be drinkin’ that free bubble ub and eatin’ that rainbow stew.

”

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"Sweet and high at the break of dawn Simple tune that you can hum along too I remember there was a..."

“

Sweet and high at the break of dawn
Simple tune that you can hum along too
I remember there was a time
When I used to sing for you

Knew all the words to the popular songs
With the radio on full volume
I remember there was a time
When I used to sing for you

Forget the chorus, you’re the bridge
The words and music to everyday I’ve lived
There’s nothing, I wouldn’t give
For one more time, when I can sing for you

Soft and low when the evening comes
Holding you, sleeping in my arms
I remember there was a time
When I used to sing for you

”

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1t1VjKn2c

"We need to get back to making stuff, based on real engineering not just financial engineering. We..."

“We need to get back to making stuff, based on real engineering not just financial engineering. We need to get back to a world where people are able to realize the American Dream — a house with a yard — because they have built something with their hands, not because they got a “liar loan” from an underregulated bank with no money down and nothing to pay for two years. The American Dream is an aspiration, not an entitlement.”

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THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN

Op-Ed Columnist - Green the Bailout - Op-Ed - NYTimes.com

"SHRILL BAD, DUSKY GOOD: No man can happily work or vote for a woman whose voice sounds like a mom or..."

“SHRILL BAD, DUSKY GOOD: No man can happily work or vote for a woman whose voice sounds like a mom or wife yelling at him. Whether running a Fortune Five Hundred company or running for office, women should practice speaking like Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. (If you have small children present, rent Who Framed Roger Rabbit and check out Jessica Rabbit.) POWER WORDS: Down through the ages there have been secret words and phrases that a select group of women have known and used to give them control over men. Use them wisely and you’ll be on the other side of that glass ceiling before you know it. A short list includes: panties, huge, amazing and “anything you want, just hurry.” For increased effectiveness, say these power words like Kathleen Turner. BOOBS: If you got’ em, flaunt’ em. If you don’t got’ em, buy’ em. (CAUTION: This will cause other women to hate you. Do not despair. Once you and your terrific rack are running things, you can fire the jealous bitches.) POLITICALLY CORRECT FLIRTING: There is no such thing. That being said, if, by subtle words or actions, you can make a man feel sexually viable, he will act like a fool and you can steal his job. If you think that’s cruel, you’re not ready to break through the glass ceiling and should instead consider marrying a fat guy with hedge fund money and a history of confusing his erection pills with his heart medication.”

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CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #215

Mr. Misogyny’s Tips For Breaking Through the Glass Ceiling

"So now I’m slowing it down and I’m looking around And I’m lovin’ this town..."

“So now I’m slowing it down and I’m looking around
And I’m lovin’ this town and I’m doing alright
Ain’t worried about nothing except the man I wanna be
I’m thinking it’s time to be livin’ the rhyme
When I’m singing a song about nothing but right
And it’d sure be nice if you would roll with me”

- Clint Daniels/Tommy Karlas

"One day you will come to a fork in the road. And you’re going to have to make a decision about..."

“One day you will come to a fork in the road. And you’re going to have to make a decision about what direction you want to go. If you go that way you can be somebody. You will have to make compromises and you will have to turn your back on your friends. But you will be a member of the club and you will get promoted and you will get good assignments. Or you can go that way and you can do something - something for your country and for your Air Force and for yourself. If you decide to do something, you may not get promoted and you may not get the good assignments and you certainly will not be a favorite of your superiors. But you won’t have to compromise yourself. You will be true to your friends and to yourself. And your work might make a difference. To be somebody or to do something. In life there is often a roll call. That’s when you will have to make a decision. To be or to do? Which way will you go?”

- Col. John Boyd