The Evolution of "All Hands on Deck"

IMG_4335.JPGBy AARON TURNER Hill Billy Editor

GREY EAGLE -- Cousin Todd Martin has a gift for coming up with unique games, games usually designed around his own ability to win. Saturday at Big Birch Lake, he took a big swing ... and missed. At the sprawling Lake located in Central Minnesota, the Johnson family is blessed with lake-front property and several cabins. Out in front of some of their beach-front, sits a home-made raft, nicely built of 2x6 lumber on 55-gallon blue plastic drums, chained to the bottom and affixed some 20 feet off shore. (Webmaster's note: See photo Above) It's there that Martin had his first go-round with game-making. He called the game "Pontoon Platform Police." The game was crude, if not a touch fun. There was one officer located under the raft. There's nearly 18 inches of clearance from water level to the joists. The jailbreakers had to start at the ladder, and after a five-second headstart, the police would begin the search. Contestants would try to circle the raft, keeping in contact with either the raft or the drums underneath. The officer would then try to touch each breaker and the one that made it all the way around would begin as the police in the next round. The game bombed. However, from that game blossomed pure genious. Martin and Matt Bever brainstormed and came up with the best name yet, "All Hands on Deck." Some wanted to use that name for "Pontoon Platform Police," yet they held off. On the next day, "a major step in the evolution raft games," as Bever said, occured. Cousin Aaron Turner found a whiffle ball on the beach, and from that simple discovery came the present and future of raft games from now until eternity. With the simple addition, many hours sifted by. The premise was similar, only the police officer started with the ball and contestants could start from any position on the raft with the corners being the most coveted spot. The officer was limited this go-round to the center of the raft and must stay in contact with either of the center two (there are six total) barrels. "It was revolutionary," said Marc Bever, a veteran of several years of rafting games. "I really think it's going to set the standard for rafting games from now on." It's not gender exclusive, either, nor age discriminatory. The Bever descendants: Marc, Matt, Todd, Aaron and in-law Jason Warnock, as well as several Johnson decendants: Breanna, Grant and Maddy all tried the game, and all loved it. After the original officer tagged the first person out, that culprit was soon an aide to the officer, with tag-team strategies coming into play. The choppy waters of Big Birch Lake added a little hijinx as the waves lifted and slammed the raft back. Turner, it was said, was at an advantage. His 6-foot-4 frame was the biggest wing span of the group, but it was little 9-year-old Maddy Johnson that got the gamer award, playing in water over her head without the aide of a lifejacket. Grant Johnson provided much of the comic relief, but it was the essence of the game, of "All Hands on Deck" that won the crowd and, without a doubt, will soon become a legacy of Lafayette Resort on Big Birch Lake.

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John Deere Tractors

Below are all the John Deere farm tractors made before 1959. I'd like to work on collecting them all in 1/16 scale. The ones I already have are in bold.

I just got the B and the H this past weekend.

When I went to the National Farm Toy Show, I got the G and the 80.

update: Got the 40 WF after Christmas at Rural King.

1910 - 1919 Waterloo Boy L/LA Waterloo Boy R Waterloo Boy N John Deere AWD

1920 - 1929 John Deere D John Deere GP

1930 - 1939 John Deere A John Deere B John Deere G John Deere L John Deere H John Deere BR John Deere AR

1940 - 1949 John Deere LA John Deere M John Deere MT John Deere MC John Deere R

1950 - 1959 John Deere 50 John Deere 60 John Deere 70 John Deere 40 John Deere 40C John Deere 80 John Deere 520 John Deere 620 John Deere 720 John Deere 320 John Deere 420 John Deere 820 John Deere 330 John Deere 430 John Deere 530 John Deere 630 John Deere 730 John Deere 830

Four Die In Plane Crash

TheIndyChannel.com - News - Four Die In Plane Crash WABASH, Ind. -- A small plane crashed Saturday night, killing all four people on board.

Police said the plane went down just after 9 p.m. near West County Road 500 South in Wabash County.

The plane, 1967 Piper Cheyenne Six, was found in a bean field, police said.

Officials believe the plane's right wing first made contact with the ground. Then, the plane flipped over and caught fire.

The four passengers were identified as John Swan, of Wabash, Kathy Swan, of Wabash, James D. Swan, 25, of Wabash and Vanessa Baer, 22, of North Urbana.

The National Transportation Safety Board was investigating to determine a cause of the crash.

  Hard to believe this is true. :( R.I.P.

Life’s too short to worry Life’s too long to wait Too short not to love everybody Life’s too long to hate Go Rest High on that Mountain!

I know your life On earth was troubled And only you could know the pain You weren't afraid to face the devil You were no stranger to the rain

Go rest high on that mountain Son, your work on earth is done Go to heaven a shoutin' Love for the Father and Son

Oh, how we cried the day you left us We gathered round your grave to grieve I wish I could see the angels faces When they hear your sweet voice sing

Go rest high on that mountain Son, your work on earth is done Go to heaven a shoutin' Love for the Father and Son

Cross Canadian Ragweed's new cd is titled "Garage"

Pre-order at lonestarmusic.com or

CMT.com : Cross Canadian Ragweed : Cross Canadian Ragweed's New CD Due Oct. 4

Cross Canadian Ragweed will release its new album, Garage, on Oct. 4 on Universal South Records. The band's third project for the Nashville-based label includes "Fightin' For," "Sister," "This Time Around" and a cover of Todd Snider's "Late Last Night." The previous album, Soul Gravy, debuted at No. 5 on Billboard's country albums chart in 2004.

WTG Randy Rogers Band!!!

New Publishing, Recording Deals For Rogers Randy Rogers, the frontman for the popular Texas-based group the Randy Rogers Band, has signed a publishing deal with Nashville-based Big Tractor Music Publishing. His band also recently inked a record contract with Mercury Records in Nashville. Rogers' songs have been cut by Kenny Chesney and Cross Canadian Ragweed. Big Tractor's roster also includes Shelly Fairchild, Clint Ingersoll, Wade Kirby, Kylie Sackely and Monty Criswell

Texas Music - Good Read

The Man in the Middle: Building a Regional Music Market: The Texas Model For those of you who have been living under a rock, there's something brewing down in Texas. Actually, it has been for quite some time. It started when Willie grew his hair, rolled his own, moved back to Austin, and brought Waylon with him. It's a revolution- its artists who turn their back on the establishment, and succeed not in spite of it, but because of it. It's a regional country music market where unsigned bands place a higher premium on their music and fans than they do on their money and the size of your heart matters more than the size of your home. And the coolest thing of all- these guys are making a living doing what they love, on their own terms. Fast forward a few decades and the legacy of the men who started it all is being carried on through guys like Pat Green, Jack Ingram, Cory Morrow, Jason Boland, Reckless Kelly, and Cross Canadian Ragweed (although from Oklahoma, it's the Texas market they're working).

Charlie Robison - Photograph

I've got a picture it's glued in a bookOf most of my family that somebody took Grandpa died early before I could know The man that they tell me I take after so Though I don’t remember it still makes me laugh When I see us together in a photograph Momma and Daddy burned hot like a flame But it all turned to ashes with no one to blame I can still see them but not in my mind It's been so long that my memory's blind Though I can't remember it still makes me laugh When I see us together in a photograph Well it happened last winter we had a son And they took a picture a family round one It's there to remind you when you can't recall What your daddy looked like when you were so small Though you won't remember it still makes me laugh When you see us together in a photograph Though you won't remember it still makes me laugh When you see us together in a photograph

43rd running of the Twelve Mile 500 lawn mower race

Here's the pictures I took from this year's 43rd Annual Twelve Mile 500 Lawnmower Race The Peru Tribune :: Peru, Indiana

Wabash Plain Dealer Sports Editor Aaron Turner immersed himself into the competition for the first time this year, and learned what racing is all about - finishing.

Turner couldn't get his machine up to speed early on, but his day really slowed down when he suffered mechanical problems.

"The belt got so hot it melted right off," Turner said. "But (racing) was great. It was a lot of fun."

Turner, who finished 24th, got turned onto the sport by his cousins Todd and Greg Martin.

The native Roann brothers have designed their own course at home, but had varying success.

Todd finished ninth, while Greg had difficulty getting out of the faster racers' way, including his brother, en route to a 20th-place finish.

Midway through the race Todd sent Greg careening into a bale of hay.

"He was going too slow and wouldn't get out of the way," Todd said.

"I gave you the inside," Greg explained in disagreement.

But Greg was not too upset, as he explained the crash as "rubbin's racin'.

Race day doesn't last long

Well, when I last left you, loyal readers, I was struggling to find some speed after qualifying for the 43rd Annual 12 Mile 500.

And, I did. I found a lot of it.

Barbecue Tips

Summer is a great time to get outside and grill a delicious meal. Here are a few basic safety rules and outdoor-cooking tips to help make sure you and your family enjoy a tasty, safe summer cookout. Marinate your ribs in bourbon before barbecuing. The best way to do this is by pouring the whiskey down your throat.

One safety tip to keep in mind while barbecuing is that you should never, ever light your house on fire.

It's important that you choose the right kind of fire for grilling meat. Class D magnesium-based fires are not the right kind of fire for grilling meat.

Whatever you do, don't shout the phrase "Johnsonville brats!" at the top of your lungs. Don't let your neighbors do that, either.

Do you have an entire set of tableware designed with a playful, summery watermelon-slice theme? Well, isn't that adorable. Let me see that spoon! Even the spoon is a little watermelon. Honey, come here and look at this spoon.

Don't forget to repeatedly baste your cooking pork in barbecue sauce, which will "mask the spoiled taste."

The endangered Cebu cinnamon tree of the Philippines is the best firewood for grilling. Use anything less, and you might as well be cooking your food on top of smoldering raccoon shit.

For optimal flavor, raise your own animals, make your own charcoal, and distill your own vinegar. For passable flavor, head on down to Smokey's Ribs & Things out by the airport.

When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

distill your own vinegar. For passable flavor, head on down to Smokey's Ribs & Things out by the airport.

When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

courtesy: The Onion | Hosting A Barbecue