Conversations with That Guy At Work

Me: Did you hear about the accident on 465 this morning that shutdown the North bound traffic?
GAW: I heard something about a wreck on the radio…
GAW: (Pause)
GAW: Did I ever tell you I was hit my a drunk driver?
Me: No
GAW: Yup
GAW: (Pause)
Me: Was anything hurt?
GAW: Sent my car to the junkyard and 5 months later I went to the hospital for a rapid heart beat
Me: The car accident caused you to have a rapid heart beat 5 months later?
GAW: Well, the doctors couldn't say for sure, but I think so.