The Evolution of "All Hands on Deck"

IMG_4335.JPGBy AARON TURNER Hill Billy Editor

GREY EAGLE -- Cousin Todd Martin has a gift for coming up with unique games, games usually designed around his own ability to win. Saturday at Big Birch Lake, he took a big swing ... and missed. At the sprawling Lake located in Central Minnesota, the Johnson family is blessed with lake-front property and several cabins. Out in front of some of their beach-front, sits a home-made raft, nicely built of 2x6 lumber on 55-gallon blue plastic drums, chained to the bottom and affixed some 20 feet off shore. (Webmaster's note: See photo Above) It's there that Martin had his first go-round with game-making. He called the game "Pontoon Platform Police." The game was crude, if not a touch fun. There was one officer located under the raft. There's nearly 18 inches of clearance from water level to the joists. The jailbreakers had to start at the ladder, and after a five-second headstart, the police would begin the search. Contestants would try to circle the raft, keeping in contact with either the raft or the drums underneath. The officer would then try to touch each breaker and the one that made it all the way around would begin as the police in the next round. The game bombed. However, from that game blossomed pure genious. Martin and Matt Bever brainstormed and came up with the best name yet, "All Hands on Deck." Some wanted to use that name for "Pontoon Platform Police," yet they held off. On the next day, "a major step in the evolution raft games," as Bever said, occured. Cousin Aaron Turner found a whiffle ball on the beach, and from that simple discovery came the present and future of raft games from now until eternity. With the simple addition, many hours sifted by. The premise was similar, only the police officer started with the ball and contestants could start from any position on the raft with the corners being the most coveted spot. The officer was limited this go-round to the center of the raft and must stay in contact with either of the center two (there are six total) barrels. "It was revolutionary," said Marc Bever, a veteran of several years of rafting games. "I really think it's going to set the standard for rafting games from now on." It's not gender exclusive, either, nor age discriminatory. The Bever descendants: Marc, Matt, Todd, Aaron and in-law Jason Warnock, as well as several Johnson decendants: Breanna, Grant and Maddy all tried the game, and all loved it. After the original officer tagged the first person out, that culprit was soon an aide to the officer, with tag-team strategies coming into play. The choppy waters of Big Birch Lake added a little hijinx as the waves lifted and slammed the raft back. Turner, it was said, was at an advantage. His 6-foot-4 frame was the biggest wing span of the group, but it was little 9-year-old Maddy Johnson that got the gamer award, playing in water over her head without the aide of a lifejacket. Grant Johnson provided much of the comic relief, but it was the essence of the game, of "All Hands on Deck" that won the crowd and, without a doubt, will soon become a legacy of Lafayette Resort on Big Birch Lake.

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Jennie is getting married Sat

Heading to Mom and Dad's tomorrow for Jennie's wedding on Sat (and yes Jen, I now know that the wedding is at 3:30pm). First, I have to pick up G'ma and G'pa Johnson at the Indy airport. My brothers and I will be ushers. Last Sat, I went to Mark Dismore's New Castle Motorsports Park. I was helping Trevor with his shifter kart. It's a neat facility. I'd like to get out there again.

Measuring Up

From the Wall Street JournalSource: Dorman Farrell LLC

Age___Savings to Income___Debt to Income 30___________0.1_____________1.70 35___________0.9_____________1.50 40___________1.8_____________1.25 45___________3.0_____________1.00 50___________4.5_____________0.75 55___________6.5_____________0.50 60___________8.9_____________0.20 65___________12.0_____________0.00

An example: If you are age 50 earning $100,000, you should have $450,000 in savings and $75,000 of debt.

Awesome Parody - Save a Joke, Write a Song

Click here for the link to the lyrics at Galleywinter It's a parody of Big & Rich's "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowyboy" It was done by Brad

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Save a Joke, Write a Song

(intro) We are DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA Yes, we are DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

Well, I walk into the room Queer like $2 bills And it kills and it thrills like my little midget friend Phil And I get thrown out the bar upside down And now you’ve got a frown Because country music’s never gonna be the same

(Chorus:) Cause I sold out my soul and I got signed to a label Tried to make good music But I just wasn’t able Homeless men down on Broadway And an old one named Leroy They all say Save a joke, write a song Everybody says Save a joke, write a song

Well I don’t know how to sang or do nothing But be stupid, hey at least that’s something While the crowd is all Walking out! Just like I told ol Leroy I’ll be the grand marshall or drum major for your freak parade We’re the only Mili Vanilli left in this town

Repeat Chorus: Cause I sold out my soul and I got signed to a label Tried to make good music But I just wasn’t able Homeless men down on Broadway And an old one named Leroy They all say Save a joke, write a song Everybody says Save a joke, write a song

  (Spoken:) I'm extremely inbred that's what my mom said conceived in my dad’s truck bed As they were getting drunk Out on some back country road. My IQ’s not very high School yard rhymes and marketing have the clock ticking on our 15 min fame time And we’re goin just about as far as the public will let us go And people’s evaluation of our crappy reputation and our misrepresentations are all dead on So I’m telling you now I’m real sorry That I introduced our act to the country And sang y’all every terrible song that I wrote And yes we are dumb!

Cause I sold out my soul and I got signed to a label Tried to make good music But I just wasn’t able Homeless men down on Broadway And an old one named Leroy They all say Save a joke, write a song Everybody says Save a joke, write a song

Currently, one of my favorite songs

Kenny Chesney - Anything But Mine  

Intro - E - A - E - A

 

(verse 1) E A Walkin along beneath the lights of that miracle mile, E A Me and Mary makin our way into the night, E You can hear the crowds from the carnaval rides A The pinball bells and the ski ball slides, E A Watching the summer sun fall out of sight

  (bridge) B A There's a warm wind coming in, from off of the ocean E A makin it's way past the hotel walls to feel the street, E A Mary's holdin both of her shoes in her hand E B E Said she likes to fell the sand beneath her feet,

 

(chorus) E A And in them mornin I'm a leavin makin my way back to Cleveland, E A So tonight I hope, that I would do just fine, E A And I don't see, how you could ever be, E B E any-thing but mine,

 

(verse 2) There's a local band playing at the seaside pavilion And I got just enough cash to get us in And as we're dancin Mary's wrapping her arms around me And I can feel the sting of summer on my skin (bridge) In the midst of the music I tell her I love her We both laugh cause we know it isn't true Ah but Mary there's a summer drawing to an end tonight And there's so much that I long to do to you (chorus) E A But in them mornin I'm a leavin makin my way back to Cleveland, E A So tonight I hope, that I would do just fine, E A And I don't see, how you could ever be, E B E any-thing but mine,

 

(lead - E - A - E - B = 2x's)

  (chorus) E A But in them mornin I'm a leavin makin my way back to Cleveland, E A So tonight I hope, that I would do just fine, E A And I don't see, how you could ever be, E B E any-thing but mine, E A Mary I don't see, how you could ever be, E B E any-thing but mine,

 

(Outro - E - A - E - B - 2x's) (chorus) E A And in them mornin I'm a leavin makin my way back to Cleveland, E A So tonight I hope, that I would do just fine, E A And I don't see, how you could ever be, E B E any-thing but mine,